funniest things

One time me, my mom and my brosive were at the puyallup fair and we ordered a peroshki and they gave us a salmon one free because it was really late at night. we were on our way to the car and my brother was begging to throw the salmon one. He just kept asking because nobody likes salmon right. he was eager to just chuck that thing across the parking lot like a frickin QB(quarterback). he was so sugar high he was like foaming from the mouth, he became a rabid cheetah. he never got to throw it but it was the funniest thing i've seen in a while.

March Writing Contest

Three easy steps to chill
Have you ever been sitting in one of your classes and just thinking what you were going to do when you get home? Have you ever been at home and wondering what you should do? Have you ever just wanted to do something really tight? Well then take in these three steps and really master this skill.
Step Number 1 is a very easy step all you have to do is relax. Get a nice warm blanket that will do for your chillin time. Maybe you’ll get a blanket that suits what you’re feeling that day. Maybe you will go with a whole comforter or even a nice gazelle skin its all up to you. To help with the relaxing you might want to sit in a recliner and if you don’t have a recliner lying down across the couch would be just peachy. The last part of the first step only applies when you’re hungry (which most of us are, pretty much all of the time). It’s simply just making yourself a nice afternoon snack before you sit down. It could be a microwave pizza, macaroni and cheese, a muffin, an anchovy salad, or just a plain old sandwich for those boring souls.
Step number 2 finding something to entertain yourself with. Once again it’s your choice I mean you could listen to music like some journey. You can watch a good t.v. show like cops especially when the criminals get tazed. If you can get one that is recorded so you don’t have to watch commercials. I guess you could read a book if that’s your thing. Like I always say whatever floats your boat, sinks your ship or crumbles your cookie.
Step number 3 is my favorite because its time to chill. There are a few things you can’t do when you start chillin. You can’t answer the phone or text because you are taking away from the whole concept. Although it might be tempting but you must resist the dark side of the force. There are some questions about whether or not you can fall asleep. Of course you can you’ve got a blanket, a couch/recliner and possibly a snack in your belly. At this point in the process you just have to seize the moment, sit back and just chill.
I hope that you paid attention so that you don’t have to pull this paper out every time you want to chill. The steps aren’t that hard to memorize it’s just relaxing, finding something to entertain yourself with and then you can just chill. So those are the steps, all you have to do is be devoted and I’m pretty sure you’ll have a good time.

Writing Territories



Have you ever been to Hawaii? Have you ever been tasted the best thing ever on a vacation? Have you ever gone on a vacation to visit family? Well I have and it was frickin awesome. You will learn that there isn’t always no place like home.

When you think of the beach you think of the ocean and sand right? Well then you should go to the beaches in Hawaii. You step one foot into the water and you’re already surrounded by little fishes. Also the water is like a hot tub (it’s like never cold). When you’re playing in the water there’s a bunch of surfers just catching some waves behind you. I don’t know about you but I think that’s frickin tight. There is also a lot of dangers In Hawaiin beaches like jellyfishes. But of course I didn’t know about these “jellydevils” and one got caught in my shorts and stung the whole inside of my leg. It was not one the best experiences In my life but it was definitely an experience.

Also when you think of Hawaii you usually don’t think of the food so I’ll tell you about it. There is one dish that if I could eat it every day if I could. Its chicken adobo. It’s the best food ever! It’s kinda a vinegar sauce with chicken, rice and potatoes. I think anyone would like it its so good. But with all of the good food you know there has to be something so horrible the grinch wouldn’t even eat it. It’s poki. Its a bunch of little octopus legs all spiced up so they are super spicy. I bet you they could a little something else to make them taste better but I don’t know. I mean who would want to eat that any way.

The last thing I want to tell you about is my family that lives in Hawaii. First I’ll tell you about my grandpa. He is so awesome. He plays golf witch is cool because I like golf too. Also whenever we visit him he always makes chicken adobo. I didn’t know my other grandpa so I don’t have much to compare to but he’s alright. Next comes auntie Marsha as you might have guessed she is my aunt. She really wants to be a news reporter or something but I can totally see her doing that. She has that type of personality where she can speak her mind in front of lots of people. I think she is planning to get married so we are probably going to visit my family when that happens.

Well I guess that’s if or this time. I really recommend going to Hawaii not just for the beaches, food or family but for the experience. If you do go to Hawaii I expect an essay back.

Best Times Bobber

Have you ever been on a really awesome vacation? One that you really really don’t want to end? Have you ever want to “accidentally” lose your plane ticket back so you can stay on your vacation longer? If that hasn’t happened to you then it will when you take a vacation to New York. These are three reasons why this” will happen

We rode a double decker bus in New York. It was 13 degrees outside but I wanted to sit on top. We had just gotten out of dinner and our hotel room was a pretty long walk so we waited for the bus. The bus was like 10 feet high and as red as bricks. It turned into a long quite night. I was a wee chap at the time and I wasn’t going to go on the bus unless we went up to the top. My dad didn’t want to go up to the top because it was so cold and the wind made it even colder but like I said I wasn’t going to ride the bus unless we went up to the top. My dad was pretty mad at me and didn’t say much the rest of the night.

Next come the awesome Ferris wheel. You’ll never guess where it was but I’ll tell you anyways. It was in a frickin Toys R Us store in Times Square. Who would have thought that when I’m going in to a toy store to get something I’m also going on a frickin huge Ferris wheel. Now I usually don’t like the thought of being at extreme heights and spinning but who could pass up a Ferris wheel in a frickin Toys R Us. They seats you sat in had animal characters on it. Now as a kid I had a slight obsession with Geoffrey the Toys R Us giraffe. I know it was kinda weird but I was so excited because, you guessed it the character on my seat was Geoffrey.

Last come the dinner paid for by my dads company. My dad’s boss wanted to do something nice for my dad because he was a really good employee. So he told us to go to this restaurant and my dad could pay with the company’s credit card. So we get to the place and it was really fancy and gourmet. Any ways theres no menu because its just an all you can eat kind of place. You told the chef practically anything and he would cook it for you. I must have gotten like three steaks it was so good. The real surprise was the bill. The dang dinner cost $300 dollars for the five of us. I mean it’s a good thing we didn’t have to pay for it or we would be scrubbing dishes for the rest of our lives. Overall like the best dinner I’ve ever had.

troubles

hey, im just sitting here trying to figure this thing out. so far i've got a picture and this blog.